mobanmarketPost ONS RAW begins with music and pyro.
Cena’s music hits and he comes out all pumped up. He grabs a mic and says that this (the cheers and fans) is what he loves about this business. He tells them to look around them. From the fat guy telling him he sucks to the girl wearing a shirt two sizes too small. Wade Boggs is in the front row. It’s the intensity and noise, but tonight it just seems a little bit louder. It might be that after 6 weeks of getting his ass beat the Frankenstein Punjabi has been told.
He knows what it’s like to be drafted – He was drafted fro SD! To RAW. If he gets drafted next week and tonight is his last night in the RAW right, he’s going to take a second and take it all in. If this is how it goes down, how it all comes to and end – Let it be said, loud and proud… “The champ is…”
Vince’s music cuts him off and he comes out holding his ribs looking totally pissed. Vince slowly gets in the ring with a mic in hand, other hand on his left ribs. Vince doesn’t speak and listens to a, “You suck!” chant. Finally ha says he knows why Cena’s here… To embarrass Vince, to humiliate him. Cena out there to remind people he’s no longer the ECW champion. “Asshole!” chant. He says if Cena’s out there to rub his nose in the dirt, then he’s not going to do that. Vince is not going to bend or bow, damn sure not going to break. His name is Vincent Kennedy – Cena turns away at this point. “Cena” chant.
Cena says he’s just going to think Vince is just a little tired and beat up after last night. He’s going to tell himself Vince is a little emotional, a little delusional.
My name is Vincent Kennedy – Huge boos from the crowd.
Cena says he knows Vince had a rough night, but the only thing keeping him in one piece is Cena’s patience. Vince had a bad night but Vince is babbling like he lost his mind.
He hasn’t lost anything. He hasn’t lost his empire, his money or even his dignity. The only thing he lost is his world title, which is exactly what Cena’s going to do tonight. He wants to humiliate Vince then he’ll defend his title in a Triple Threat Match. Cena, the champ, versus Umaga, versus Great Khali. Vince starts grinning then glares at Cena. “Cena” chant. Vince backs up and out of the ring while Cena glares at him. Cena stares at his belt while Vince climbs the ramp. At the top of the ramp Vince puts on an insane smirk.
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Slam of The Week – Candy winning the pudding match. Maria then gets pudding flung on her by Melina. Maria jumps Melina in the pudding pond.
Cryme Tyme Tyme comes out to the ring with Candice. Candy has a cap on a an angle, blue denim boy shorts with leg covers and a white sparkly bra top. Nitro, Kenny and Melina come out. Melina is in red pants and red halter boob top that’s cut a bit differently form her normal outfits, but close.
The Divas start hair pulling immediately and the guys separate them. Kenny and JTG start. Nitro tags in and comes over the top dropping an elbow on JTG’s back. Nitro gains control and tags in Kenny. Kenny covers for two. Kenny drops a foot on JTG’s face and then slingshots him into Nitro’s elbow. Nitro tags in and hits a back breaker for two. A modified cobra clutch on JTG. JTG elbows out but can’t gain control. JTG gets up on the corner but eats a foot on his way down.
Shad is able to tag in and takes apart Nitro. Chad covers for two, Kenny breaks up the count. Melina enters and Candy rushes in to take her down. Shad picks up Candy over his head and throws her, cross body, onto Melina. Shad takes down Nitro and covers fo three.
– Winners: Cryme Tyme Tyme & Candice
Melina pitches a fit as Nitro and Kenny take her away from the ring and up the ramp. Candy dances in the ring with Cryme Tyme Tyme.
Out back Maria is holding Santino’s belt. She talks about how it’s shiny like her dress. She comments on his name being on it. Vince walks up and says it’s a championship belt and he used to have one. Maria starts to talk and Vince tells her to shut up. Santino takes offense to that and says something but Vince says he can talk to them any way he wants. He tells Santino to get to the ring because he’s going to defend his title. He then tells them both to, “Git” over and over again. Vince lightly bitch slaps Santino.
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JR and King thank us for joining them for ONS. They show some Tampa Bay Buccaneers at ring side.
Santino comes down to the ring. He waits for his opponent and Masters’ music plays. The (again) beefed up heel comes down to the ring.
Santino ducks Masters and throws some kicks until Masters gains the upper hand. Santino gets choked on the ropes. Masters runs and slams his leg into Santino’s back as he’s still on the ropes. Masters covers for two. Santino seems to be gaining the upper hand until Masters rakes his eyes. Santino gets slammed into a corner and then down to the mat for two. Masters gets a chinlock on Santino. Santino’s head gets bent hard to the side but he gets to his feet and slams Masters down. Santino throws a bunch of rights, a kick and a back heel trip for two. More blows from Santino until he gets flap jacked onto the top rope. Masters sets up for the masterlock. Santino drops down and kicks Masters. Santino is able to pin Masters for three.
– Winner: Santino
Santino backs up the ramp celebrating while Masters yells and screams at him obviously pissed off.
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Matt and Jeff are out back talking when Cade and Murdoch come up to congratulate them for last night. They also want to know when they get a shot at the titles. Matt says they are beaten up after last night. Murdoch says they want them to rest up and heal. They want the Hardys at 100%. Vince walks up and tells them to wipe the smiles off their faces. Vince comments on them being champions and that they’re going to defend their titles tonight. Matt asks against who. Vince says it might as well be Cade and Murdoch.
Vince walks away and up to Torrie who is talks to Flair. Vince says there’s one thing he can’t stand. A degenerate who hangs out with women half his age. Torrie cuts in and asks about Linda walking in on them when Vince had his pants around his ankles. Flair laughs and says he remembers that. Vince says you will be facing Carlito tonight. Flair says that’s fine, he’s looking forward to it. Vince says it’s Torrie who will be facing Carlito. Flair says Torrie has a hurt leg after last week. Vince says he doesn’t care. Torrie (badly) limps off). Vince then turns on Flair and says that he should feel good about Flair because he’s also not a champion, but Flair’s name gets chanted where ever he goes. Vince says his name doesn’t get chanted. All Vince hears is ‘Woooooo’, whether Flair is there or not. That makes Flair a legend. Flair agrees with that. Vince says being a legend isn’t good because that means he needs to face the Legend Killer tonight. So it will be Flair facing Orton.
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WWE Rewind – RVD won last night at ONS. Orton then kicks RVD in the head. Orton then hits an hard DDT onto the floor.
Orton’s music and he comes down to the ring looking smug. Flair comes down to the ring to huge pop in his black robe with blue feathers.
They get face to face and talk smack. Flair throws punches and chops. He backs Orton into a corner and then another corner. Orton gets chopped to the mat a couple times. A snap mare to Orton. Flair struts. More chops to the young heel but Orton comes back with a quick power slam. Orton eyes Flair as he gets to his feet.
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Figure four on Orton. Orton wiggles his way to the ropes and Flair breaks the hold. Orton on the apron hangs Flair up on the top rope. Back in the ring Flair chops Orton who comes back with a back breaker. Orton stomps his way around Flair. Orton drops a knee on Flair’s chest. Orton covers for two. Orton mounts Flair and throws a couple rights. A bad) headlock on Flair in the center of the ring. Flair gets to his feet and out and chops Orton. A drop kick to Flair for two. Flair gets whipped into a corner and comes out to a back body drop. A knee to Flair’s chest for two. A headlock to Flair in the center of the ring again. Flair gets to his feet and manages to back suplex out of the hold. Orton backs Flair into a corner and hits a bunch of rights. The ref calls him off and Flair falls to the mat. Flair gets to his feet and Orton goes back to punching Flair’s head. Flair starts to fight back with chops. A thumb to Orton’s eyes. Flair takes Orton down for two. Flair drops a knee ( no where near, but was called as) Orton’s head. Flair gets whipped into a corner and then clotheslined. Flair comes back with chops. A reverse elbow by Flair. Orton leaves the ring to regroup. Flair goes out after him and Orton flees. Flair chases and runs into a hard clothesline. The ref is counting but Orton keeps on Flair with a suplex.
Back in the ring Orton eyes Flair as he gets to his feet. Flair is still on his hands and knees when Orton kicks him in the head. The ref talks to Flair but doesn’t stop it. Flair uses the ropes to get to his feet. RKO from Orton. Orton covers for three.
– Winner: Orton
The ref checks on Flair while Orton stands above them and looks down. Flair gets to his hands and knee while the ref rushes Orton and tells him to leave the ring. The ref goes back to Flair while Orton finally leaves. Orton slowly backs up the ramp while staring at Flair. Video of Orton’s kick to Flair’s head and the RKO. Orton stops on the ramp and stares some more.
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Carlito comes down to the ring. Torrie comes out looking nervous and scared in chocolate brown boy shorts and matching bikini top, both with light pink trim. She has her upper right leg wrapped.
Carlito talks to her and tells her he doesn’t want to hurt her. He tells her to just walk out and be counted out. He tells her he won’t do anything to her. He tells the ref to ring the bell. She limps to the ropes and he grabs her around the waist and puts her on the mat. He then hits a back cracker (with his knees apart and more carefully than I’ve ever seen him do this) on her and covers for three.
– Winner: Carlito
Carlito leaves the ring smirking while the ref takes care of Torrie.
Matt and Jeff are out back heading for the ring.
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Wade Boggs is in the front row screaming his head off.
Matt and Jeff come limping out to the ring. They pose on the corners, but Jeff gets down gingerly rather than jumping down. Cade and Murdoch come out to face them. They shake hands before the match starts.
Matt and Cade start off. They lock up and Matt is backed into a corner. They have a clean break. Matt and Cade exchange holds and tussle on the mat. A hammerlock to Cade who reverses it on Matt who reverses it. An elbow to Matt and Cade covers for two. Matt tries a backslide on Cade for a tough two. Shoulder block to Cade who comes back with a drop kick for two. Murdoch tags in and gets an arm bar on Matt. A reverse elbow and Murdoch covers for two. Matt takes Murdoch down. Jeff tags in and enters gingerly. They double team Murdoch and Jeff covers for two. Matt tags in and comes off the corner onto Murdoch’s arm. Jeff tags in and hits poetry in motion. Matt comes off the corner onto Murdoch and Jeff covers. Cade breaks up the count. Murdoch goes outside and Jeff flies over the top onto him. Jeff seems to have tweaked his knee on the move. Matt asks Jeff if he’s okay while he’s laying on the apron and Jeff just keeps saying, “MY knee, my knee.) Matt rushes away and back into the fray.
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Matt covers Murdoch for two. Jeff is in the corner, but doesn’t look right. They show video of when exactly Jeff tweaks the knee. Matt climbs and Murdoch pulls him off. Murdoch covers for two. Cade tags in and starts working on Matt’s back/ribs by dropping knees. Murdoch tags in and lands a forearm to Matt’s back. Russian leg sweep to Matt for two. Matt tries to get to his brother but can’t Cade tags in and covers for two. Spine buster to Matt for two. Cade covers again for two. Murdoch tags in who drops a double axe handle on Matt’s ribs. A gut shot to Matt who comes back with one of his own. Snap mare to Matt followed by a reverse bear hug. The ref asks Matt if he wants to stop and he won’t/ Matt gets to his feet and throws elbows. Matt’s able to hit a reverse DDT and both are down. Jeff tags in as does Cade. Jeff limps around but high flies and takes down both Cade and Murdoch. Drop kicks to Murdoch and Cade. Jeff tries to climb and Matt comes in. Matt takes out Murdoch and a side effect to Cade. Jeff goes for a swanton and misses as Cade rolls out of the way. Cade covers for three and the ref doesn’t see Jeff’s foot on the ropes and Murdoch pushing the foot from outside.
– Winners: Cade & Murdoch – new tag champs
Matt approaches them and says Jeff’s foot was on the ropes. Cade and Murdoch say they didn’t see the foot (remember Murdoch pushed Jeff’s foot off the rope) and get pissy. They nail both Matt and Jeff in the head with the title belts. The ref raises their arms on the ramp as they back their way up celebrating.
Out back Coach asks Vince if he can get him anything. Vince says he can’t shake it. It’s like it gets caught in his throat. He has an ominous feeling. That black cloud is rolling in and he can’t get rid of it. He doesn’t know what it is. But next week he’s going to feel so much better. Next week is the draft. Shakes things up. In addition to the draft… Why doesn’t Coach got “tell them now” what’s up with next week.
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Coach’s music and he comes out to the stage. He says next week will be a special week with the three hour show and the draft. All stars will be there. But in addition to that… In addition to that it will be Mr. McMahon appreciation night. Coach leaves the night.
Khali’s music and he comes out with his translator.
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The announcer announces Khali who gets a lot of heat. Umaga comes out next. Umaga puffs up and yells in Khali’s direction, Khali just stands there. Cena comes out to the ring.
Cena faces the two huge heels. The bells rings and Cena runs hell bent into Khali’s clothesline. Umaga leaves the ring while Khali hits a hard elbow to Cena. A kick to Cena who rolls from the ring to the floor. Khali follows and throws Cena into the stairs. Umaga picks up the stairs to toss them at Cena. Cena ducks and Khali eats them after his celebration over tossing over Cena. In the ring Umaga splashes Cena in the ring. Cena gets slammed to the mat. “Cena!” chant. Cena goes out on the apron and goes for a sunset flip on Umaga. Umaga doesn’t go over but Cena is able to move before Umaga drops to his bum on the mat. Cena gets slammed by Umaga and covered for two. Umaga climbs to the second rope and tries to drop on Cena who gets his knees up. Umaga then hits a sidewalk slam on Cena. Cena rolls outside and Khali enters the ring behind Umaga. They stare at each other. Khali raises his arms, Umaga does the same while yelling. Khali slams down on Umaga’s head. Khali gets the upper hand until Umaga rolls form the ring.
Cena enters the ring and gets Khali up for the FU, but Khali elbows him in the head and he has to drop the giant. Khali flings Cena around like a rag doll. Khali gets Cena up on his shoulder and slams him to the mat. Khali drops a leg on Cena and covers but Cena gets his foot on the rope.
Umaga gets on the apron and Khali slams him down. Khali then turns around and hammers down o Cena’s head. Cena gets to his feet. “Cena!” chant. Khali is about to choke slam Cena but Umaga rushes in and slams into Khali. Umaga gets slammed around but runs into Khali’s hands. Khali tries to slam Umaga but Umaga gets out and hits a Samoan spike on Khali. Cena shoulder blocks Umaga from the ring. Cena gets Khali up and manages to hit the FU and cover for three.
– Winner: Cena
Cena quickly gets out of the ring and up the ramp with his belt before the two monsters can get their hands on him. Cena poses on the stage as the show fades out.
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