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RAW this weeks starts with video of Cena winning at SS. Then it goes to the three way match last week to see who will face Cena next. Y2J managed the win by screwing the Batista and Orton. Then Cena headed to the ring and faced off verbally with Y2J. Cena snapped when Y2J called him a coward. Cena beat Y2J down.
Y2J is out in the refreshment area surrounded by security to keep the fans from touching him. He walks through the fans who give him huge heat. He says he doesn’t respect or like any of Cena’s fans. Y2J says he’s accomplished all he’s set out to accomplish. He takes pride in how he looks. He’s nothing like the fans. He’s never represented the fans and never will. He threatened to have a fan thrown out for touching him. Finally Y2J makes it to the ring. He says they can boo him all they want and cheer for Cena all they want as they’re all worthless to him. There’s one Cena fan that’s worth saving and that’s Y2J’s son. Three years ago Cena beat Y2J in a match that caused him to get fired. Y2J’s son was only 2 and too young to realize the status his father had achieved. But there’s a big difference between two and five. In that time his son became a WWE fan, but to his horror his son became a Cena fan. He’d parade around saying the champ is here. He’s drop him off at school and his son would say, “You can’t see me Dad.” But how did that make him feel? How could it feel to know his son’s hero got his father fired. He banned his son from watching WWE. Through the kicking and screaming he held strong. “You suck” chants. So his son didn’t see Cena’s triumphant return or see Cena beat down Y2J. He’s lifting the ban so his son can see him destroy Cena at Armageddon. He wants his son to see his hero get beaten down like the flash in the pan he is. Then he can see his real hero come home with the belt around his waist.
Music and pyro.
IC Championship Tournament Match. Rey comes out but Mike Knox is standing at the bottom of the ramp. Rey attacks Knox. He backs off a bit and ends up somehow slipping off the side of the ramp and landed badly on his arm. If it was planned it looked really bad. If not, I hope he’s okay. The show fades out with Rey clutching his arm and yelling about the pain.
– Commercial
Video of the attack on Rey.
Out back Grisham asks Steph about Rey. She says he tore some ligaments. Layla rushes up to Steph and says she there on behalf of Regal and they think Rey should be out of the tournament and Steph agrees.
Punk to the ring. Video of Punk being Grand Marshall of Chicago’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Kofi comes out to join Punk. Cody and Manu come out to the ring together. Orton is watching on a monitor out back.
Cody and Punk start off. Side headlock on Punk. Punk reverses it and they chain wrestle a bit. Kofi tags in and pins Cody for one. Manu tags in and slams Kofi down hard. Manu sends Kofi over the top but he skins the cat to come back in. Kofi sends Manu out and flies on top of him. Cody attacks Kofi outside.
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Abdominal stretch on Cody. Manu gets a blind tag and they double team Punk. Slam to Punk. Manu hits a splashing headbutt for two. Cody tags in and they double team Punk again. Drop toe hold to Punk. Cody locks Punk’s ankles while standing on the back of his legs, then pulled Punk’s arms up. Punk gets out and tries to tag out, but Cody holds Punk’s ankle so he can’t tag out. Cody pulls Punk into a clothesline. Manu tags in and works over Punk getting a two count. Another hard slam to Punk and Cody tags in. Cody drops a knee onto Punk’s head. Cody covers for two. Knees to Punk’s gut on the mat. Full nelson and Manu tags himself in. Punk starts kicking back at Manu. Punk can’t finish the sunset flip. Manu was about to sit splash Punk but Punk moves. Cody tags in and grabs Punk’s ankle to keep him from tagging out, but this time Punk fights back and Kofi tags in. Kofi is amazing in the ring. Punk rushes in after Manu. Punk hits a bulldog and both Manu and Punk roll form the ring. Kofi gets a huge kick to the back of Cody’s head and Kofi gets the three.
– Winners: Kofi & Punk
Kofi and Punk celebrate in the ring while Cody and Manu back up the ramp looking dejected. Orton still watches out back.
– Commercial
DX is doing another shopzone ‘commercial’. This time they have the toy elimination chamber! HBK rants about how long it would take to put together all the other gifts all night but the kids want the elimination chamber. He goes into a maniacal rant! In the end he says that they only want to play with the box!
Out back Cody and Manu walk up to Orton. Cody says he didn’t see Orton win anything last week. Orton says last week they were on the same team at SS. He says he saw potential. He knows they don’t like him, but the respect him. He thinks they should take the first step in their collecting potential. If they’re interested, he’ll be in his locker room.
Out back Y2J knocks on Kane’s door and stomps in. Y2J says that they’re all talking about the unstoppable monster in the ring and they don’t mean Kane, they mean Cena. No one think Kane can beat Cena. Y2J says they’re all saying Kane will tap out screaming in pain. Kane says he knows Y2J is playing him. He’s going to go out and take out Cena, he’s going to give the fans a show because he loves the fans and they love him. Kane told Y2J never to approach him again.
– Commercial
Video of Shane and Steph getting into it last week. Steph ended up bitch slapping Shane.
Jillian is in the ring singing. She’s in all brown tonight. Melina comes out in black and silver with light blue trim. She does her normal ring entrance. Santino’s music and Glamarella comes out. She shows her muscles at his request and he chews on her arm. They head to the announce table.
Jillian gains control and sends Melina through the ropes and out. Outside Melina gets slammed face first on the mat. Back in the ring Jillian covers for two. A submission on Melina and Jillian screeches for her to submit. Santino and Beth are quite distracting on announce. Jillian goes for a handspring back elbow but Melina wraps her legs around Jillian’s neck. Santino gets laughing too hard and can’t get his lines out. Melina hits her ‘last call’ and covers for three.
– Winner: Melina
Santino and Beth leave announce and Santino tells Melina she’s not that great. Melina grabs a mic and says Beth might be the Glamazon, but she doesn’t know how to be glamorous. She says she’s going to take her favorite accessory, the Women’s Championship. Santino says Melanie can’t talk to her like that and her ring entrance is not that hard. Santino, in tight jeans tries to do Melina’s split. He does get both feet on the Edge of the ring but falls to the floor. He writhes in pain and Melina shows him how it’s done. Beth is still tending to Santino and Melina is laying on her stomach, still in a split as if it’s no big deal!
Out back JBL is heading for the ring.
– Commercial
Video of Santino trying to do Melina’s ring entrance!
Santino is out back with an ice bag on each inner thigh. Someone starts massaging his shoulders. Slowly we realize it’s Goldust.
Lilian announce a Street Fight. JBL comes stomping out, no limo, as he loosens his tie and looking pissed. Video of JBL booting Morrison in the head last week. JBL says that last week he hadn’t heard back from him, so he challenged HBK to a Street Fight tonight. Now he wants HBK’s answer. “HBK” chants. HBK comes out in jeans and a tree camo shirt. JBL smiles and says HBK has a choice. He can fight JBL or give JBL the answer he wants. JBL says his wife saw this crash coming. JBL put his money in gold and was prospering while HBK was following the heard and lost everything. He lost his 401K, his nest egg and his kids’ college find. He looks at his wife and kids and wonders how he’s going to send them to college. JBL has the answer. He wants JBL to work for him. There’s always an alternative. HBK can wrestle until he’s 50 or 60. He can work in high school gyms and still be trying to make a buck. All the money he’ll make off his DX T-shirts will not compare the offer he made to HBK. HBK is not the picture of health. One more and HBK could be done. HBK just stares at JBL, looking very cross eyed. “HBK” chants. JBL says he’ll help him and his family out. Since HBK wouldn’t answer him last week, what’s it going to be? JBL takes off his hat and tells HBK to go ahead. Since he entered he’s wanted to kick him in the face. He has the free shot. What does HBK want? He screams at HBK to take it! JBL puts his chin out for it. JBL says they’re chanting his name. Huge “HBK” chants. If HBK takes the shot the offer is off the table forever. HBK looks like he’s about to cry. His cowboy boot is twitching. HBK turns and starts to leave to huge heat from the fans. HBK does leave the ring and looks back at JBL. HBK walks up the ramp to heat from the fans with his head held low. JBL says he looks forward to doing business with HBK. HBK leaves goes out back.
Batista, with a smile on his face, is heading to the ring.
– Commercial
Parody of a Gieco commercial with Hacksaw as the interpreter for the ‘real person’. It was for WWE shop. Very funny stuff!
Batista comes out to the ring. Dolph Ziggler comes out and introduces himself. He gets mostly heat. Batista laughs.
Dolph puts his hand out to introduce himself again. Dolph then bitch slaps Batista. Batista goes after him and he slides from the ring. Batista follows and Dolph enters the ring. Batista enters and Dolph leaves. Batista on the apron and Dolph runs up the side of the ring and kicks Batista in the back of the head. Batista falls in a dazed state. Outside the ring Dolph works over Batista. In the ring Dolph pins Batista twice for two. Dolph takes Batista down with a low dropkick to Batista’s knee. Batista catches Dolph and hits a spine buster. Finally Batista gains control! Batista bomb and he covers for three.
– Winner: Batista
Orton comes out and congratulates Batista on his victory. One day it will be Orton versus Batista. Batista sais it’s funny Orton says that. Batista talked to Steph today and they’re facing off at Armageddon. Orton recovers quickly and says he’s happy as he’s been waiting four years for this match.
– Commercial
Orton walks along out back. Y2J walks up to him and says they both hate Cena. After Kane’s done they need to hit the ring and take Cena apart. Orton says we all know where he stands on Cena, but he’s not fighting Y2J’s battles. He’s more worried about Batista. It doesn’t matter who Orton faces in the end. Y2J says Orton is an after thought because of Cena and Orton needs to think about that.
Lilian announces an IC Championship Tournament Match. Out back Layla is on the phone ans says they have success. Finlay and Hornswoggle come down to the ring.
Side headlock on Morrison. Back elbow takes Morrison down. Morrison slides from the ring and takes Finlay’s leg out from under him. Morrison flies over the ropes to slam on Finlay and cover for two. Finlay gets set up top and Morrison kicks him in the side of the head. Morrison slowly walks on Finlay’s gut. Morrison poses on a corner but Finlay flings him down and pins Morrison for two. Morrison gets whipped but gets his feet up. A couple big clotheslines to Morrison for two. Morrison gets flung from the ring and then pushes Horney away. Finlay comes out but gets sent back first into the stairs. Morrison kicks Finlay in the back of the head and covers for three.
– Winner: Morrison
Horney slams his hands on the mat in ire at his ‘father’s’ loss. Morrison poses in the ring. Finlay is still on the mat holding his head.
– Commercial
Video about Kennedy’s new straight to video movie.
Steph’s music, she comes out to the stage. Of course we only see her from chest up. She says last week she took control of RAW and will make everything bigger and better. She’s going announce the Superstar of The Year nominees. Edge, Batista, Jeff Hardy, Y2J, HHH and Cena. She says they will be facing off. She starts to say HHH, but the picture that popped up wasn’t HHH. She says, “Oops, I pulled an Adamle.” Y2J versus Hardy, Cena versus Edge, HHH versus Batista.
Video of Knox attacking Rey. King says Rey is demanding to fight in this match.
Miz’s music and he comes out to the ring.
– Commercial
Miz is bouncing around in the ring and finally Rey’s music starts. He comes back out in black and purple. He’s holding his heavily taped arm close to his body.
Of course Miz goes right after Rey’s elbow. Rey set Miz up and hits the 619 but misses a flying move. He lands on the ‘injured’ elbow. Rey is whipped. Miz sets Rey up top. Miz climbs but gets headbutted off. Rey gets slammed down when he comes off. Miz covers for two. Miz stomps Rey’s elbow. Miz runs and tries for a low dropkick in a corner, Rey moves. Rey kicks Miz in the head and hits a seated senton. Slingshot cross body to Miz. Rey covers for two. Miz covers Rey, Rey reverses it for two. Kicks to Miz. Miz fights back and Rey lands face first, but also on the arm. Rey manages to roll Miz up backward and pin him for three.
– Winner: Rey
Rey celebrates with the fans, mostly kids, in the front row.
Kane is out back getting ready to head to the ring.
– Commercial
Kane comes out to the ring. Cena comes out to face him.
Kane slams Cena into a corner. Cena comes out fighting. Huge clothesline drops Cena. Kane set Cena up hanging off the apron and slams him off. “Let’s go Cena” and “Cena sucks” dueling chants. Snap mare to Cena. Scoop slam to Cena then Kane drop kicks a sitting Cena for two. Cena starts fighting back but gets whipped and walks into a sidewalk slam for two. Kane climbs but Cena moves out of the way. Cena locks on the STFU. Y2J runs down the ramp before Kane can tap out. Cena leaves the ring, tosses Y2J into the barrier and re-enters the ring. Cena gets taken down hard. Cena gets out of a chokeslam and manages an FU for three!
– Winner: Cena
Cena glares out of the ring to Y2J. Y2J tries to run for the ramp but Cena runs from the ring and grabs him. Cena tosses Y2J face first into the metal retaining wall. They gets around to the front of the stage. Cody and Manu fly off the stage onto Cena. They beat on Cena who holds his own pretty well until Orton comes out and pummels Cena on the ramp. Orton DDTs Cena from high up the ramp to the floor at Y2J’s insistence. Y2J removes his suit coat and rolls up his sleeves. Y2J kicks Cena in the gut and starts beating on Cena. Huge “Batista” chants. “Cena” chants start. Y2J locks on the walls. Y2J demands for Cena to ask who the hero is.
Biggest pop
Batista
HBK
Rey
Cena
Biggest heat
Y2J
Orton/Cody/Manu
JBL
HBK